Entry #156: Rabbit Tale (a wild prattling of a child)

Choose your own adventure.

You are asked to feed the neighbor’s dog at 10am—you will be paid $400 to do this for one day. You arrive late (at 1pm) to find that the rabbit (which you don’t remember being told about) is dead—obviously the dog’s doing.

Do you:
a.) Tell the owner exactly what happened (including your late arrival).
b.) Wash the rabbit and place it back in its cage—acting like you knew nothing about it.
c.) Bury the rabbit and buy a new one to replace the dead one.

You must choose one.